But the cookie told me so

On Friday I went with Child 2 on a field trip with his class to a Chinese restaurant. It was actually incredibly adorable, 20 5 year olds in a restaurant. It's a really great group of kids, all very sweet and nice. But, I digress. As usual.

This was my fortune:

Isn't there some sort of law that says you're required to obey your fortune cookie? I mean, I don't want to anger the gods or anything. I should just do as I'm told, right?

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